Pim, Memoirs of a canine raconteur: Day seven

Pim is an ex-racing greyhound who came to Tia in 2009. A gifted hound with a penchant for SBDs, he soon published his ‘Memoirs of a canine raconteur’ in aid of Tia. We’ve found more of the books and you’ll find a link to purchase them at the end of this post. Here’s an extract from the first book…
PIM: DAY SEVEN
Today was not really my finest hour. I have been in trouble so often I’ve lost count. I didn’t know that if you found the breadbin open you were not supposed to help yourself. Both loaves just filled my tummy. Unfortunately one of them was a very special seeded one and the dragon is cross because she expects to come down in the morning to find the kitchen pebble-dashed. Wonder if I’ll get my chicken wing tomorrow?
Both Pim’s books are available directly from Tia via eBay, with all proceeds helping us rescue and support retired and abandoned greyhounds.